"Shoot for the moon! If you miss, you'll float through the vastness of space for eternity, where even the stars are light years away."
Don't Be A Dick
"I don't know, Matt, sometimes I just don't really get your sense of humor."
Some of my favorite work
How strange it is to be anything at all (an atheist's eulogy for a believer)
How to choose which song you should be listening to when your plane crashes to the ground
How surfing in Costa Rica made me into a beautiful human being
A basic guide to low carbon emissions travel
Is Superman undocumented?
Meet the guy 1930's France hated more than Hitler
Jesus and Satan are different sides of the same myth
The tragedy of Penn State (and the dickishness of Keith Olbermann)
Batman: America's right-wing vigilante
The most important thing I've ever learned while traveling
The Paris "Love Bridge" is collapsing under the weight of your love
Yoga is the perfect exercise for fat dudes
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